Monster Sandwich
Can feed one person
- 40 liters of monster energy
- Meat from the monster hiding under your bed
- 21 Cockroaches
- 2 pieces Spoiled bread
Equipment:
Machete
Bowl
Goal: make the sandwich.
- Pour the monster energy into a bowl and leave the spoiled bread in the bowl for five years.
- After the five years, use a machete to cut meat off from the monster hiding under your bed and put it in raw.
- Don’t forget the 21 cockroaches. Put them on the top of the spoiled bread
- and wait 10 years then enjoy your monster sandwich. It’s so good you will be sent to heaven here i’ll take a bite *choking noises* *angelic choir sounds*