How To Make The Monster Sandwich

        Monster Sandwich

        Can feed one person

  • 40 liters of monster energy
  • Meat from the monster hiding under your bed
  • 21 Cockroaches
  • 2 pieces Spoiled bread 






            Goal: make the sandwich.


  • Pour the monster energy into a bowl and leave the spoiled bread in the bowl for five years. 
  • After the five years, use a machete to cut meat off from the monster hiding under your bed and put it in raw.
  •  Don’t forget the 21 cockroaches. Put them on the top of the spoiled bread
  •  and wait 10 years then enjoy your monster sandwich. It’s so good you will be sent to heaven here i’ll take a bite *choking noises* *angelic choir sounds*


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